introductory paragraph of my essay:


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yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

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i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat, via orgasm)


u hate me?? wow so much in common already

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did i allow u to have fun without me

(via orgasm)


for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

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If you were my homework I’d do you.

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"There are days that I cannot find the sun even though its right outside my goddamn window."

Neil Hilborn, “This is Not the End of the World” (via de-payse)

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